whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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