I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He shit in the fireplace
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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