I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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