I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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