Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
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He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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