Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
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Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize