is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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