think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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