singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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