So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
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You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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