whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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