O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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