Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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