WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I'm really busy with my period
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