thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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