"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
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She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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