Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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