I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
