I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
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i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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