So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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