All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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