Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
last night I used snow as a chaser
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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