Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
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you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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