Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
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Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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