ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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