Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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