I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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