Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
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We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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