She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Randomize
