I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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You. Win. At. Life.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
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