Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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