Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Buhtt sex?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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