And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
