It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Plan B is the new Plan A
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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