Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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