Your dad touched me again.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Please don't give away my fajitas
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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