i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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