i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
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So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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