awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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