They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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