Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
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The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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