sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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