After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
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Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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