Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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