none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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