You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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