1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
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