I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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