Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
im about as happy as oj after his trial
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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