If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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