Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
The ass gains better be worth it
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