soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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