Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
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Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
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When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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