She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
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Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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