you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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