tell your sister to shave her snatch
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
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Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
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Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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