whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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