thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Randomize
