And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Randomize
