Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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