i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
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You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
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I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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