You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
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